Dear Ms. C,
This is an open letter to you, wherever you are.
You see, we understand that you have important things to do this weekend. Things that do not include us. However, we had no idea that it was going to take you an entire day. In fact, it's been almost 24 hours now, and we have seen neither hide nor hair of you.
Dearest Ms. C, we very respectfully request that you return to your home and your chair as soon as humanly possible. Yes, we know you are not a cat, you may not move with the speed or perfection of we of the feline family, but we are counting on your abilities.
In fact, if you do not return pretty much immediately, we are going to erupt into chaos!!!! We will scratch and bunnY kicK every piece of furniture, we will open your drawers and shred open the catnip bag and eat it all, we will spill our food all over the kitchen floor and drag kitty litter all over the house! WE MEAN BUSINESS!
(whispers) ... we miss you. Get home safely.