Sunday, October 19, 2008

Threatening Tabbies

Dear Ms. C,

This is an open letter to you, wherever you are.  

You see, we understand that you have important things to do this weekend. Things that do not include us. However, we had no idea that it was going to take you an entire day.  In fact, it's been almost 24 hours now, and we have seen neither hide nor hair of you.  

Dearest Ms. C, we very respectfully request that you return to your home and your chair as soon as humanly possible.  Yes, we know you are not a cat, you may not move with the speed or perfection of we of the feline family, but we are counting on your abilities.

In fact, if you do not return pretty much immediately, we are going to erupt into chaos!!!!  We will scratch and bunnY kicK every piece of furniture, we will open your drawers and shred open the catnip bag and eat it all, we will spill our food all over the kitchen floor and drag kitty litter all over the house!  WE MEAN BUSINESS!

(whispers)  ... we miss you. Get home safely.

Love,
Abby Normal

10 comments:

Sen and Tom said...

That is one SCARY message, Abby! If I was Ms. C, I would rush back to you, and probably then thwap you!

She WILL be home soon!

Your Pals,
Sen-Chan and Tom

Parker said...

Wowie! I hope she hurries, it's clear you mean buisness!

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

We sure do hope they have come home! This looks serious!
~ The Bunch

Cat-a-holic, Laila and Minchie said...

We hope your momma is okay! Sometimes they sneak away like that but they always "cave" and come back to us.

Fat Eric said...

Eeeek, you really are serious! I hope if she has abandoned you there is another human around to dish up the food!

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We hope Mrs. C does not delay. You're beginning to sound a bit desperate, Abby!

GRRRETA said...

Initially, your threatening letter sounded pretty intimidating, but I got to thinking that we do most of that stuff when mom is already home...not that I'm insinuating that you two sweet kitties would do such things without provocation...but we do. Anyway, I hope Mrs. C returns home very soon.

The Island Cats said...

Well, if that doesn't get her home, we don't know what will!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Christine and FAZ said...

You tell 'em. FAZ

michico*Adan said...

I hope Ms. C coming back soon~!!!