Saturday, December 10, 2011

Hazards of the Job

Stygia: Friends! Today, I want to warn you about some of the hazards of the Occupy movement. Some of them are more obvious than others. For instance, if you're Occupying the shower, chances are you're going to get wet (ugh). Ditto for Occupying the bathroom sink. If you Occupy the desk chair, you could easily get sat upon.

Perhaps just as perilous, yet not as obvious, is what could happen if you Occupy a place like the desk (just like I have been doing). You could fall asleep in the sun, doing a happy leg-dangle with a big smile on your face, and your person might get a tell-tail picture showing your laxity on the job! Be careful, friends -- it could happen to you!

As for those of you who are not participating in the Occupy campaign, beware of the kinds of photos people can get of you while you carouse:

I don't think anything more needs to be said.


Fuzzy Tales said...

Have we said yet how much we enjoy your blog?

Thanks for the big smile, much needed today.

Mark's Mews said...

Occupy The Chair is dangerous here, and Occupy The Newspaper get us evicted immediately!

The Island Cats said...

It's impossible to say no to nip!!

Katnip Lounge said...

How about you Occupy the Nip Bag? Just saying No is SO 80's. heh heh.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Acccck, horrors! Thanks for the warnings. We'll have to be more careful.

alonewithcats said...

The only difference is that cats are the elite — most definitely the 1 percent!