Stygia: I am back! Abby can't have her way all day, every day, so here I am!
Today we are going to talk briefly about why we cats choose to sit where we do. You see, everything a cat does is quite deliberate. Are we looking at you, staring? It's deliberate. Are we sitting with our backs turned to you? It's on purpose. Am I sitting by a boot with wiggly shoelaces and posed with a fuzzy mouse beside my belly? It's no accident -- I am feeling playful!
Abby: Ms. C recently found this notebook in which she kept her journal for her 9th-grade English class (can you believe that was almost 20 years ago? She is ancient). I usually like to spread out all over the chair, but since she left her notebook on my chair, I decided that I would fit myself to it with precision.