Showing posts with label guarding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guarding. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

How Do I Help Thee?

How do I help thee? Let us count the ways:

See me saving you from the evils of the sweater-shaver:


I guard carefully and we sniff each others' noses, and come to a mutual understanding:


I type for you:


Is there a cord in your way? Let me get it for you:

Finally, I keep myself impeccably clean. I am sweetly scented!